These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT
DANCE DANCE, WEFALLEENAPAH DOO HURRDAH
DANCE DANCE, ANEEZADA LIES YOU LUVDALEEB
This has made me realize 90% of old Fall Ouut Boy songs wouldn’t need to be changed into Simlish for a Sims game.
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
#this is my favorite #i just feel like it’s so in character#sam and dean and jo and bobby are all cracking up #castiel looks really pleased with himself because he made a joke that made everyone laugh #ellen is like ‘you bozos can we just take this picture before i descend to your level and start laughing too’ #FAMILY #CRIES
that gif I can’t anymore someone help me please god
Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.
The very best of Yahoo Answers.
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
This is how Imagine Dragons imagines dragons. (x)
#why do they all look like au versions of macklemore
This is literally my favorite thing someone has ever said.
wait i missed the t rex do it again
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes