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The less Great Gatsby

punkrockluna:

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary 

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 

like was that actually fucking necessary 

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

Especially if you’re known, people expect you to be on, if you show like the slightest sign of being off, it will get written about!

I feel you, Chris. Bitchy resting face is a serious problem in my world.

slayboybunny:

date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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snowbouquet:

Another set of parents “doing it right” - and having fun while doing it.

charmeleon:

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wow thats so funny thanks facebook

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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