The pride in his eyes in that last cap
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
is this snake fucking serious
like was that actually fucking necessary
Especially if you’re known, people expect you to be on, if you show like the slightest sign of being off, it will get written about!
I feel you, Chris. Bitchy resting face is a serious problem in my world.
date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside
this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
DISNEY DID IT AGAIN
fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.
Another set of parents “doing it right” - and having fun while doing it.
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
well? can he????